╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮ 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”
Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND SMILE Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy ...So always keep smiling... good night
FUNNY MEANINS… CIGARETTE A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCE The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮
Don't worry about hard times, because most of the beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes. Change and mistakes are two aspects of life that help us to become better people. Change is the transition from something old into something new, We have to maintain new changes in our lives on a regular basis in order to grow and reach our potential. Mistakes are another part of life that are vital to our success. Without making mistakes we won't realize what choices to make later on in life, and if we don't learn from our mistakes we will easily commit the same ones later in life, over and over again until we learn from them. So... keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly... Don't resist change, and don't be afraid to make a mistake Though they may seem difficult face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them. May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ Four candles were talking to each other
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╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ never forget, how special you are. ☆ ☆ ☆☆">http://www.images22.com/pics/04/magical-dreams.gif" border="0"/>☆ ☆ ☆ May your heart be happy, may your days be bright, may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light, may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars, may you never forget, how special you are. May you go the places in life that you desire to go. Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right, then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve. You have to have belief in who you are, because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world. Remember that you arent perfect, and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road, and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual. Never lose sight of your dreams, and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life you will become who you aspire to become eventually! ☆ ☆ ☆☆">http://www.images22.com/pics/04/good-evening-my-friend2.jpg" border="0"/>☆ ☆ ☆ never forget, how special you are. ╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell
Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….
.•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•. Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words. .•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•. In each moment we should make an attempt to make the best out of it, whether it be a situation that is already positive, or whether it be a situation that we need to help spin in a positive light. Live every moment, and remember that eventually the future will be the present. Take time out to laugh each day, laughter is not only food for the soul, but it also helps to heal the soul in parts it may be broken.
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LoVeLy NiGhT .•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•. Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words. .•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•.
╰♡╮=╰★╮====╰★╮=╰♡╮ Laugh as much as you breath and love as much as you live. One of the most effective antidotes to the stresses of life is laughing a good laugh, and loving as much as we can while we live. When we hear laughter, we associate whatever situation we are in, with happiness, at least usually. When we just let go of our fears, and allow ourselves to be happy, even in the worst of times, it can change the playing field quickly. Choosing to love as much as we live is like the second of the 1-2 punches when you are trying to defeat whatever despair lies ahead of you. if we just devote ourselves to keeping a loving, and positive attitude while at all possible, we will easily be able to conquer life as we know it. Make an effort today to keep love in your heart, no matter what hate is thrown in your path, and to keep laughing, even when the world tries its hardest to steal your smile... ">http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i496879_www.hiren.info.jpg" border="0"/> SmiLinG nYt wiT LovE. ">http://n1.img98.net/out.php/i496878_2105141.jpg" border="0"/> ╰♡╮=╰★╮====╰★╮=╰♡╮
♥•.☆.•♥♥•.☆.•♥ one ѕong can ѕparĸ a мoмenт, one flower can waĸe тнe dreaм. one тree can ѕтarт a foreѕт, one вιrd can нerald ѕprιng. one ѕмιle вegιnѕ a frιendѕнιp, one нandclaѕp lιғтѕ a ѕoυl. one ѕтar can gυιde a ѕнιp aт ѕea, one word can fraмe тнe goal, one voтe can cнange a naтιon, one ѕυnвeaм lιgнтѕ a rooм one candle wιpeѕ oυт darĸneѕѕ, one laυgн wιll conqυer glooм. one ѕтep мυѕт ѕтarт eacн joυrney. one word мυѕт ѕтarт eacн prayer. one нope wιll raιѕe oυr ѕpιrιтѕ, one тoυcн can ѕнow yoυ care. one voιce can ѕpeaĸ wιтн wιѕdoм, one нearт can ĸnow wнaт’ѕ тrυe...
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(-_-)❤¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.❤(-_-) ''A tear Carrying the DNA of pain Washing away hurtful stains A tear Expressing unspeakable feelings Creating new channels of healing
❤ ❤❤">http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c151/candaceb06/crying.jpg" border="0"/>❤ ❤ A tear Traveling through tunnels of tragedy Transporting tremendous tons of therapy A tear Rushing into a river of reformation Creating a deluge of consolation
❤ ❤❤">http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa184/joyful1inva/crying.jpg" border="0"/>❤ ❤ A tear Tearing down walls of internal imprisonment Building beautiful bridges of betterment A tear Providing homeostasis Averting my crisis
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Smilesmilesmile it removes the tension of your file, let there be even a huge pile, you can complet them with a smile. smile beautifies yeur face, with it; you win a race, let it be an unsolved case, you can solve it with a smile on face
">http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/d74179c1298472814f9ffd637b1d76fa.jpg" border="0"/> A Smile is a sign of Love, A Smile is a sign of Care, A Smile is a sign of Cheer, A Smile is a sign of Trust, A Smile shows how you can, Be happy even in hard crust… A Smile is a sign of Joy, A Smile is a sign of Hope, A Smile teaches you how you can, Remove the clouds of Mope… "Remember to always dream. More importantly to make those dreams come true and never give up " SMILING NIGHT ╰★╮╰★╮
★·.·´¯`·.·★ ♥ ♥ ★·.·´¯`·.·★ Respect is something that’s given for free.. Respect is about us and never about me.. Respect is the basis on which relationships are founded.. Respect is the anchor that keeps a person well grounded.. Respect builds the character and defines who we are.. Respect sets the standard and raises the bar.. Respect is magnanimous and helps to fulfil.. Respect is the partner that sits with good will.. Respect is like honey so sweet it’s perceived.. Respect a taste to savour for when it’s received.. Respect is a lesson that everyone should learn.. Respect must be given before an expected return *~*~*Happy night*~*~* ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ♥ ♥ ★·.·´¯`·.·★
└★┘└♥♥┘┌★┐┌★┐└♥♥┘└★┘ 'When two people first meet, they can only have a very ordinary kind of friendship. But when you begin to understand each other, when you get close to them, you discover that you're suddenly eager to know him or her even better.'' └♥♥┘ 'Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.' └★★┘ 'A lot of the powerful religious leaders, from Jesus to Buddha to Muhammad to Tibetan monks, they're really talking about the same things: love and acceptable, and the value of friendship, and respecting yourself... so you can respect others.' └♥♥┘ 'Strike to have friends, for life without friends is.. like life on a desert island... to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him/her is a blessing.' └★★┘ 'We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone???'
═╰♡╮☆☆☆☆╰♡╮═ World always say……… Find Good People and Leave Bad Ones.
BUt I SAY Find The good in People AND Ignore the BAD in Them.
Becoz no one is Born Perfect… If you treat an individual as he/she is, he/she will remain how he/she is... But if you treat him/her as if he/she were what he/she ought to be and could be, he/she will become what he/she ought to be and could be.
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